- a very large dust bunny
- that missing Easter Egg from three years ago
- pumpernickle bagel found behind the stove with festering cream cheese
- a rat
- a mole
- a mouse
- a weasel
- a bat
Like I said, the truth is grosser, and it might prevent friends from every stepping into our house again.
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If you're still confused, I'm holding the shower drain cover. And, does anyone else see the image of a woman's forlorn face near the top of the heaping mess?