I've been too busy at work to read anything but crunched numbers from exit polls, but this morning on NPR I heard an interview with an election official who said, "We all hope for a decisive victory, but we're prepared for festering margins." Man, that was good. Festering margins.
I'm sure I'll hear more good ones tonight, especially from Dan Rather. Click here to see some of his amusing analogies/metaphors. Post any you hear that struck you as funny or good.